1. |
I am a Dog
01:16
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2. |
Eat Shit!!
01:03
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3. |
Bears
01:15
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4. |
The Ballad of Great Head
02:30
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5. |
Asshole
01:11
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6. |
Drunkin' Procrastination
01:22
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7. |
Trashy!
02:07
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8. |
Wife Beater!
03:03
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9. |
Been Done!
00:22
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11. |
Who gives a fuck
00:38
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12. |
Monday!
00:39
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MONDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples: The Drunkard
GO TO WORK!
GO TO SLEEP!
“Got here real early in the morning,
just like you asked me.
Here are those papers.”
GO TO WORK!!
GO TO SLEEP!!
“I'm pretty sure no one told me about that.
I'd remember if someone told me about that.
You're lying.”
GO TO WORK!!!
GO TO SLEEP!!!
“We just can't have this business around here,
you know...cottontailing?”
GO TO WORK!!!!
GO TO SLEEP!!!!
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13. |
Tuesday!
00:27
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TUESDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples: The Drunkard
{alarms}
Time to get ready...
Three more days & my week's over...
hahaha....
Just gotta make it through fucking this god damned day
CHEAP CHICKEN*
awaits me...
A reference to Popeye's Chicken's 2 pieces for .99 Tuesday Specials.
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14. |
Wednesday!
00:32
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WEDNESDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples: The Drunkard
Color inside the lines
with the care of a child.
If something's wrong it's on you
If someone's flirting & you're not spurting...
Trapped within your thoughts...
Even those have already been bought...
It's only Wednesday & even though you're always working
these empty pockets sure aren't joking
& neither are these stress panic attacks bro..
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15. |
Thursday!
00:48
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THURSDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples: The Drunkard
“Dear Gob,
please blow up every work ever,
so it can be the weekend forever...”
I can't wait for Friday to get here,
the week's almost done,
tired of this fucking rut...
I'm gonna get shitfaced
& party with my friends...
Party! Party! Party!
It's payday tomorrow
Party! Party!
Fuck wait... I don't even have any money after I pay the bills.
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16. |
Friday!
00:46
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FRIDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples: The Drunkard
“DRINKING BEER & SMOKING WEED” background
So the time's finally come for me to be a man,
..do what I want to do
and do you know what that entails?
Tits, hard liquor, lots of dope, & some good comedy..
maybe a little good horror..
I couldn't ask for very much more.
I definitely doesn't entail
busting my ass for some old fucking sweaty shit-fuck
who couldn't give two licks about my goddamned decisions..
FUCK YOU!
PUNKSHIT: “Alright, listen up here Boss Man,
It's Friday's and the weekend's here.
I'm gonna do what I wanna do.
I'm gonna get shitfaced & party with my friends.”
BOSS MAN: “That's fine just be here,
8am in condition to work.”
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17. |
Saturday!
00:44
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SATURDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples: The Drunkard
“The Bowser did it.”
Sweaty, rotten, imbecilic,over-weight, & shit
Always looking for a way to get out of your crypt
Jimmy did not mean to go away to school
Didn't even find a way to end up like that fool.
Now, I'm sitting in the corner crying over shit.
If I had the money then I'd fucking make you dead.
But if I didn't make it,
well then you'd have seen,
this is what it is to Anarchy!
Fuck the Queen!!
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18. |
Sunday!
02:02
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SUNDAY:
Music: Lushton P. Hurl
Words/samples/add. guitard: The Drunkard
“I hope I never have to do you again...”
One more night of booze,
[your holiday]
I've got nothing to lose,
[your holiday]
My work week suck,
My weekend's shit,
I don't know if I'll live through it
but one more night of booze....
I guess I'll make the best of it...
awww shit... I'm gonna be so fucking hungover tomorrow...
I'm gonna drink lots of water, set lots of alarms..
be sure to piss off that bitch Dale in the office tomorrow...
[hangover ensues]
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